Bio

Chris Illuminati is a freelance writer and contributor to such popular websites and magazines as Ask Men, Asylum, Penthouse and Details and has had articles on Cosmo, Maxim, AOL Health and MSN Money.

He is the co-author of The A**holeology: The Science Behind Getting Your Way - and Getting Away with It  which is currently ranked in the top 10 in humor on Amazon.com. A follow-up book is scheduled to hit shelves in winter, 2011.

Chris currently works full-time as a content editor and social media planner for EgoTV

Please email if interested in a full, professional resume. 

Credits

A comprehensive list of all my articles. This could take a while to post. 

Contact

Reach me via email at cilluminati [@] gmail [dot] com

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What happened to the old blog?

If you’re reading this section it means that you were once a reader of my personal blog Great Moments in Christory. I want to thank you once again for doing something so absurd. 


It’s with mixed emotions that I announce that the Christory blog is no longer with us. I say mixed emotions because I’m both happy and sad about this development. First, I know very little about web design, and while making a minor change to that blog, I basically erased the whole damn website. That made me sad. On the other hand, it’s kind of a relief because I didn’t have the time, material or gumption to update Christory as much as I’d like and it feels like it’s one thing off my plate. That made me happy. 


Sometimes, out of great tragedy, comes a rebirth. In this case, two births and a couple other odds and ends announcements. I’ve started two new blogs; the first is called Message with a Bottle and it’s all about my life with the baby as a stay-at-home dad. It’s been getting some real attention, which scares the hell out of me, and people seem to love the idea. Click here to subscribe to that blog. The second birth is a new blog called The nOOb Dad and it’s all about being a geeky dad and all the things that interest a dork (and other dork dads) like me. Click here to subscribe to that blog
In more good news, Ask Men has asked me to write a weekly column about being a dad. You can check their homepage for more details


And finally, the final draft is off to the publisher and it looks like Assholeology #2 is a go. Check here for updates and details about the book.


Well, I’ve bored you enough. Please subscribe to any and all of these websites or always feel free to email me or follow on Twitter.


Thanks!

My other websites

Check out The nOOb Dad for my thoughts on parenting, geek stuff and anything else that comes to mind or Message with a Bottle for my life as a stay-at-home dad.